Tori's Bloglet

This is not heaven, this is life. We don't have to be perfect." _
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03:21:14 PM, Monday 19 November 2001

"i raise a toast to all our saviors
each so badly behaved
it's too bad that their world
is the one that they saved" _
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01:38:59 PM, Monday 19 November 2001

"Fall in love with a bright idea and the way of the world is revealed to you." _
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10:06:07 PM, Sunday 18 November 2001

"They are great minds, he told himself. These are men who are trying to work out how the world fits together, not by magic, not by religion, but just by inserting their brains in whatever crack they can find and trying to lever it apart." _
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10:00:24 PM, Sunday 18 November 2001

"I can believe in things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus\ and the Easter bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen--I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass....Ó _
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08:00:06 PM, Saturday 17 November 2001

Ò...I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in American is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibactieral soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in 'War of the Worlds.'...Ó _
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07:59:50 PM, Saturday 17 November 2001

Ò...I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankindÕs destiny lies in the stars. i believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself....Ó _
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07:59:35 PM, Saturday 17 November 2001

Ò...I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too., I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a women's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when your alive and that might as well lie back and enjoy it." _
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07:59:20 PM, Saturday 17 November 2001

"Reality is a fragile thing." _
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11:17:06 PM, Friday 16 November 2001

For freshmen: "I'm free! Free to contemplate higher things! The body is dead, long live the head!" _
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12:43:00 AM, Friday 16 November 2001

"Katherine wished Shakespeare would come up and tlak to her. She forgot to say exactly when she wanetd this to happen, but after they waited aminute and he didn't appear, they decided he probably wasn't coming." _
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12:24:07 AM, Friday 16 November 2001

"Asmach...They're Klingon." _
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10:28:07 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"Mark,sell us your soul...((Pause))...Just kidding..." _
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07:19:27 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"I saw men with dreams
Like the ones I'd had
Beg quarters outside the Seven-Eleven
Till it got so they didn't affect me anymore
Than the mailboxes I'd passed
'Cept that sometimes
I'd put something in the mailbox" _
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03:20:20 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginning of all wars." _
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01:10:37 AM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"What if we die and find out that God is just a big chicken?! Eternal conesequences, that's what!" _
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03:53:02 PM, Wednesday 14 November 2001

"I believe in peace, bitch." _
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02:09:41 AM, Wednesday 14 November 2001

"So, we going to spend the rest of the day playing 'pin the piece of cheese on the picture of Ayn Rand'?"
"I don't have any other plans." _
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02:08:50 AM, Wednesday 14 November 2001

I'm going to play withe quotes now, so you are now all free to guess. _
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08:50:19 PM, Tuesday 13 November 2001

My curtains are now up. I quite like them. _
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08:46:54 PM, Tuesday 13 November 2001


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