"We are not really esoteric, it's just that nobody pays much attention to us."
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respond?
(1)
01:30:47 AM,
Monday 7 April 2003
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"Don't worry, William. I've seen the future, and this all works out... reasonably well."
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respond?
(1)
12:04:03 AM,
Monday 7 April 2003
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"What the hell is this?"
"It's one of those campy seventies throwbacks that appeals to Generation Xers."
"We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little."
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respond?
(3)
09:41:02 PM,
Sunday 6 April 2003
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"But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus' paw, and the brontosaurus became his friend."
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respond?
(2)
11:24:05 PM,
Saturday 5 April 2003
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"It was a little dog named Checkers."
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respond?
(8)
11:14:47 PM,
Saturday 5 April 2003
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I was born in a beauty salon
My father was a dresser of hair
My mother was a girl you could call on
When you called she was always there
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respond?
(4)
10:36:12 PM,
Saturday 5 April 2003
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Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim...
I'd like to meet his tailor
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respond?
(2)
09:43:53 PM,
Saturday 5 April 2003
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"You might very well think that, but I couldn't possibly comment."
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respond?
(3)
09:36:42 PM,
Saturday 5 April 2003
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"Bow down before the king of jellies."
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respond?
(3)
08:20:52 PM,
Thursday 3 April 2003
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"But a curiosity of my type remains after all the most agreeable of all vices --- sorry, I meant to say: the love of truth has its reward in heaven and even on earth."
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respond?
(11)
07:28:16 PM,
Thursday 3 April 2003
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See the constellation ride across the sky
No cigar, no lady on his arm
Just a guy made of dots and lines
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respond?
(3)
11:04:04 PM,
Tuesday 1 April 2003
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"If we go after Saddam Hussein, we lose our rightful place as good guy."
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respond?
(2)
02:57:23 PM,
Tuesday 1 April 2003
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"They found my psych results fit a certain profile. A certain 'moral flexibility' would be
the best way to describe it."
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respond?
(7)
02:07:51 PM,
Tuesday 1 April 2003
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"What's mistake but a kind of take?
What's nausea but a kind of -usea?"
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respond?
(1)
01:15:38 PM,
Tuesday 1 April 2003
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I got some groceries, some peanut butter
to last a couple of days
But I ain't got no speakers
ain't got no headphones
ain't got no records to play
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respond?
(2)
12:28:14 PM,
Tuesday 1 April 2003
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You gentlemen who think you have a mission
To purge us of the seven deadly sins
Should first sort out the basic food position
Then start your preaching, that's where it begins
You lot, who preach restraint and watch your waist as well
Should learn for all time how the world is run
However much you twist, whatever lies you tell
Food is the first thing, morals follow on
So first make sure that those, who now are starving
Get proper helpings, when we all start carving
What keeps mankind alive, the fact that millions
Are daily tortured, stifled, punished, silenced, oppressed
Mankind can keep alive, thanks to its brilliance
At keeping its humanity repressed
For once, you must not try to shirk the facts:
Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.
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respond?
(5)
12:26:33 PM,
Tuesday 1 April 2003
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The army's tired now...
Tired of swinging its giant arms
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respond?
(1)
12:18:04 PM,
Tuesday 1 April 2003
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"People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die."
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respond?
(4)
04:19:27 PM,
Monday 31 March 2003
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That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
But Texas wants you anyway
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respond?
(2)
03:16:32 PM,
Monday 31 March 2003
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Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You will nearly drown when your classically educated mother submerges you in the Ohio River to give you invincibility.
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respond?
(10)
02:42:38 PM,
Monday 31 March 2003
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"The worst of Bath was, the number of its plain women. He did not mean to say that there were no pretty women, but the number of plain was out of all proportion. He had frequently observed, as he walked, that one handsome face would be followed by thirty, or five and thirty frights; and once, as he stood in a shop in Bond-street, he had counted eighty-seven women go by, one after another, without there being a tolerable face among them."
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respond?
(23)
03:25:13 AM,
Monday 31 March 2003
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You may think that to steal is wrong,
But he's no worse than Jean Valjean,
Except he drinks and carries on,
And smashes bottles on the neighbour's lawn.
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respond?
(8)
02:49:13 AM,
Monday 31 March 2003
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Well do I smell jelly donuts?
This is my lucky day!
I'll have some coffee with a
carcinogenic sweetener!
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respond?
(2)
06:49:55 PM,
Saturday 29 March 2003
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"But still, if I don't consult a doctor it is from spite. My liver is bad, well--let it get worse!"
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respond?
(4)
06:30:19 PM,
Saturday 29 March 2003
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"The Violent Femmes... they bring all their equipment on the bus. And you can't fuck with the Violent Femmes: you cannot fuck with this band!"
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respond?
(6)
06:27:23 PM,
Saturday 29 March 2003
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"What has Atheism got to do with sex?"
"Atheism has everything to do with sex."
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respond?
(2)
06:16:30 PM,
Saturday 29 March 2003
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"Hey, Ronald Reagan / Living large in hearts of men! / Hey, Ronald Reagan / Are you coming back again?"
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respond?
(1)
06:10:45 PM,
Saturday 29 March 2003
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"You can tune a filesystem, but you can't tunafish."
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respond?
(2)
06:01:22 PM,
Saturday 29 March 2003
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"The major advances in civilization are processes that all but wreck the societies in which they occur."
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respond?
(1)
01:38:08 PM,
Saturday 29 March 2003
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"The fairies marry not; but there be amongst them incubi that have copulation with flesh and blood. The priests also marry not."
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respond?
(7)
04:41:43 PM,
Friday 28 March 2003
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"It's like a nightmare. It's like a plague. It's like a nightmare about a plague."
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respond?
(3)
04:36:57 PM,
Friday 28 March 2003
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"drive, he sd, for christ's sake, look out where yr going"
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respond?
(3)
12:37:38 PM,
Friday 28 March 2003
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"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.' Now they have two problems."
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respond?
(2)
01:18:46 AM,
Friday 28 March 2003
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"They have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that."
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respond?
(3)
01:17:18 AM,
Friday 28 March 2003
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Just a little atom of chlorine
Valence minus one
Swimming thru the sea, digging the scene
Just having fun
She's not worried about the shape or size
Of her outside shell
It's fun to ionize
Just a little atom of Cl
With an unfilled shell
But somewhere in that sea lurks
Handsome Sodium
With enough electrons on his outside shell
Plus that extra one
Somewhere in this deep blue sea
There's a negative
For my extra energy yes
Somewhere in this foam
My positive will find a home
Then unsuspecting Chlorine
Felt a magnetic pull
She looked down and her outside
Shell was full
Sodium cried "what a gas be my bride and
I'll change your name from Chlorine to Chloride"
Now the sea evaporates to make the clouds
For the rain and snow
Leaving her chemical compounds in the abscence
Of H2O
But the crystals that wash upon the shore
Are happy ones
So if you never thought before
Think of the love that you eat
When you salt your meat
Think of the love that you eat
When you salt your meat
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respond?
(5)
01:02:47 AM,
Friday 28 March 2003
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"PANDAS!"
"Did somebody say handguns? It sounded like a little girl said handguns."
"PANDAS!"
"Wait, what was that little girl sayin'?"
"PANDAS!"
"Pandas! Yo, that's tight! That's so adorable!"
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respond?
(3)
12:57:33 AM,
Friday 28 March 2003
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