Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup --
Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup


More in the same, um, vein--

I, and by extension my membrum virilis, which I shall liken unto a ferocious and large snake, am not interested in the performance of the sacred marital duties, unless the Creator has endowed you with a voluptuous form pleasing to the baser instincts of man, dear heart. _
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03:12:57 PM, Saturday 20 August 2005

Harry Potter parody of The Waste Land. I stand in awe.

Awe. _
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