Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup -- Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup
I bought a little black-and-white pendant for a dollar. It reads, "I do all my own nude scenes." The trouble is that it's an air freshener. The scent is nauseating. I think I'll have to ditch it.
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10:56:25 PM,Thursday 20 March 2003
As part of his Ph.D. comprehensive exam,
William Knight will be presenting his
OUT OF FIELD RESEARCH PROPOSAL
"Modeling ass formation in the metazoan hydra: new approaches in the
computer simulation of morphogenesis"
Wednesday, March 19
3:10 to 3:40 pm
Skaggs Bldg 335
Faculty, students, and staff are encouraged to attend.
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09:07:16 AM,Tuesday 18 March 2003
Sara, you are so, so beautiful. Hee hee hee. Thank you!
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07:02:47 PM,Monday 17 March 2003
Damnit. Looks like Subdimension.com is defunct. Which means that askeladden@subdimension.com is defunct. I wasn't really using it for all that much, except that I sent my Antarctica resume out by it (as I was afraid that thomasaquinas@catholic.org was too incendiary or something). Now what am I gonna do?
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03:59:07 PM,Wednesday 12 March 2003
And I just ate an entire can of teriyaki jerky chaw in around twenty seconds. It's that kind of a day.
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06:51:27 PM,Tuesday 11 March 2003
"You speak Latin to your colleagues, French to your servants, and Danish to your dog."
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06:48:21 PM,Tuesday 11 March 2003
I just want a stud who'll call me sirrah.
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05:39:17 AM,Monday 10 March 2003
"Do you have the guts to put your hand into this box of creepy crawly rodents, reptiles, snakes & spiders? our reward will be a world of slithering fruitiness. The razor-fanged rat, poison-spitting cobra, and the man-eating iguana await the gruesome challenge: Will you eat them, or will they eat you?"
"Sexy. Messy. Slick. For Messy, Slept in Styles (estilos revueltos y descuidados, des styles échevelés, ébouriffés). Gives hair a crucial lived in quality. Messed up, edgy, uncomplicated and loose! Mega shine and softness for short, sexy hair. Gives hair that just slept in look, without losing out on shine & soft control. For a sexy, urban, lived in feeling this funky liquid is key! It's the quicker tool to get slicker. You're only as limited as your imagination."
"WARNING -- CHOKING HAZARD -- Children under 8 yrs. can choke or suffocate on uninflated or broken balloons. Adult supervision required. Keep uninflated balloons from children. Discard broken balloons at once. Instructions: Position hand (one above the other) around the neck of the balloon forming a 'straw'. Inflate smaller parts of balloon first, then adjust hand sto inflate body of balloon."
"Sanford guarantees smooth, worry-free writing with every uniball pen."
"Right here on my table in front of my eye
Stand 2 cans of OregoN Gooseberries for making a pie.
Believe me I'd like to accommodate
But I've forgotten how at age 88!
But there on your label you do avow
That if I just ask you, you will tell me how."
Sunday morning at 8. and Mir-Mir is back from a 4 hour walk - black night and lots of white snow. She had her 4th burger in 24 hours, bought me a present - a cool v. chopper. She brought home a 3 1/2 foot baloon, creepy crawlers, mucked up hair pomad for hip guys and girls, goosberies hydroponically grown clover sprouts, an orange gold cleanex box that is 3d and you can see yourself in it, cherry berry wild string dental floss, Wild Wax for braces, this book and pens - silver and gold - and she brought her crazy self back carrying the longest, coolest (in all sense of the word) see through Ice Spear. That's my DAUGHTER! ! ! ! ! !"
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10:29:34 AM,Sunday 9 March 2003
Summa Theologica -- The Musical!
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02:51:18 AM,Sunday 9 March 2003
Soooo... whatch'all giving up for Lent?
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05:59:39 PM,Tuesday 4 March 2003
She tastes like a cherry-dipped Rubens.
Like lemongrass and olive leaves.
Like beeswax and tallow.
Like water.
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11:50:45 AM,Sunday 2 March 2003
I'm drawing and quartering myself.
One side wants to suck in masses of pleasant and edifying stuff -- music, books, movies, conversations -- to hoard it against catastrophe or boredom. The other side pushes it away and only wants to sit, completely inert and small and self-contained.
One side keeps lifting its head up to rejoice in the beauty, comfort, love, and ease it's floating in the middle of. The other side is all impatience at the insufferable stagnation.
One side wants to act, to strive, to be heroic, to suffer and prevail against God knows what. The other side doesn't want to have any notion of either pain or lack -- when it's forced to think of the state of the world and the unlucky people in it, it gets resentful and feels compromised, like its harmless happiness has been yanked away for no reason.
One side wants to be potent and brilliant and infinitely creative, a genius from every angle, industrious above all: an unsurpassed scholar, a timeless poet, a spontaneous wit. The other side doesn't feel like exerting itself, and is constantly annoyed by the pretentions of other people -- other ordinary people, who don't have the sense to see that they, like it, are just ordinary, simply ordinary, and their best virtue -- besides a sort of given, the inalienable nobility of man, or something in that vein, which sometimes seems so true and solid it barely stands mentioning and sometimes seems like such a conceited excuse for mediocrity -- is in failing to put on airs.
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11:09:34 PM,Wednesday 26 February 2003
I've got an idea for the blogswap mix. It'll be bloody impossible to pull off, but if I somehow manage to do it, it'll whup donkeysnout.
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03:24:13 PM,Wednesday 26 February 2003
Oh hell yes. I've just applied to join. It would mean relocating to Oakland, sure, but think of the fringe benefits!
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03:29:29 AM,Wednesday 26 February 2003
You know what I hate? I hate when music I like is labeled by the CDDB as "New Age". 'Cause New Age Music is, by definition, horrid pappy treacle, right? And the only people who avowedly listen to New Age Music are all credulous flaky crystal-lickers, right? So when I that genre comes up on a disc that I'd willingly listen to without wanting to drown myself in a ditch, I feel like my cred is being seriously damaged, see. Bah. Finches.
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11:04:29 PM,Tuesday 25 February 2003
I don't see how it's possible to feel sexy in tight pants.
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06:15:33 PM,Tuesday 25 February 2003
There once was a turnip named Pliny
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01:19:28 AM,Tuesday 25 February 2003
I took a lesson with her. Kiri Tollaksen. And I went to her concert. It was utterly magnificent. And so is she. She is a babe, a stud, and all manner of good things. The second-sexiest Kiri I've ever had the great good fortune to meet. (`;
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12:28:11 AM,Tuesday 25 February 2003
My trumpet chops are entirely gone. I can't play a damn thing. It's INCREDIBLY frustrating.
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09:25:08 PM,Monday 24 February 2003
"So let the sun shine in, brighten all the skin... shins... SIN!"
-- My mom
And then there's my dad -- the man is 75 years old, and until last night he'd never heard of ramen! How can you not have heard of ramen? It's a frigging staple food. "You know I'm not into Japanese cuisine..." "Dad, it's not Japanese cuisine, it's 14 cents a packet!" "14 cents? Well, I guess that's pretty cheap, isn't it?"
They're mutants, I swear.
Two questions:
What are the dangers of mysticism?
Who said, "He had little Latin, and less Greek"?
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01:41:00 PM,Monday 24 February 2003