Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup -- Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup
When I moved into this room, I set my bed against the right-hand wall, lengthways. When I say "bed", I mean "sheet, pillow, and dyne on top of the carpet", of course. Over the months I've been inching -- not consciously, but inexorably -- to the left, night by night. Now I'm about half a foot away from the left-hand wall, and my head is up against the door, which means I have to kick my pillow aside every time I want to leave the room.
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07:06:11 AM,Wednesday 20 November 2002
T.I.A.I.L.W.: Ernestine Schumann-Heink.
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06:52:02 AM,Wednesday 20 November 2002
In honor of The Onion mentioning the great contralto Ernestine Schumann-Heink in one of their columns this week, I give you my favorite Ernestine Schumann-Heink joke:
Ernestine: "I'd like some powder, please,"
Pharmacist: "Mennens?"
Ernestine: "No. Vimmens."
Pharmacist: "And would you like it scented ?"
Ernestine: "No, I'll take it vit me."
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