Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup -- Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup
I've finally discovered the perfect pornstar name: K. Y. Kelly. It's professional, evocative, androgynous, and oh-so-stylish. And from what I can tell, it isn't taken yet. Maybe I can even get a corporate endorsement contract!
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12:15:20 PM,Friday 25 October 2002
They're releasing a DVD of the Plague Dogs! Oh, man. That's wonderful. Incredible damn movie.
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04:06:12 AM,Friday 25 October 2002
Yay! (from the Johnny List)
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07:20:31 PM,Thursday 24 October 2002
T.I.A.R.D.A.I.L.W.: Ella de Mircovich. (scroll down to read her biography) My god. The perfect woman. Utterly, utterly. Why does she have to be married?! {sob} I really want to send her fan mail, but I don't have the nerve. And, um, y'know, everything about her I know from that picture and that paragraph. Not having actually heard her music or anything. But what doubt can there be?! Holy hot damn.
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02:14:24 AM,Thursday 24 October 2002
Yes!! Corporate Parody, Opera, and Cross-dressing! My day is complete. Thank you, Brunching!
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04:02:51 PM,Wednesday 23 October 2002
The suck = Me. Ay, chihuaha.
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03:46:30 PM,Wednesday 23 October 2002
Ride a cahck-hawss to Benbree crawss.
He et a scun.
Aluminium.
{sigh}
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04:08:23 AM,Wednesday 23 October 2002
So I just spent four hours watching an opera instead of going to bed. Bad me. But the question is... now, do I put some pants on and go down to the public library to practice my cornetto, seeing as I have a lesson with a virtuoso professional chick this Monday (I've already practiced once today, but my chops gave way before I finished the "warm-ups". Bad sign. Eurgh.), or do I put on another opera but take my glasses off this time, hoping that it'll lull me to sleep instead of forcing me to drool over cheeky young pages in hot pants? Or do I clean my room for the first time in three weeks? Hm. Naaaahhh... Or do I take a bath and read Faulkner? Or do I twiddle my life away, drop by drop, on the bloody internet a little more? The agonies of Free Will, gevalt.
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03:26:37 AM,Wednesday 23 October 2002
Liliana Nikiteanu strutting about in her white waistcoat and humming "Finch'han dal vino" is ineffably sexy. I'd definitely be I.L.W. her if I could get a screen capture, but bloody Windows Media Player circumvents printscreen, damnit. But still. Droooool...
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02:49:30 AM,Wednesday 23 October 2002
T.I.A.I.L.W.:Beebo Brinker.
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01:38:19 AM,Wednesday 23 October 2002
The evils of opera-addicted eyelash
models.
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09:30:52 AM,Tuesday 22 October 2002
Buttered Toast is Heaven's Food.
One consumes it in the nude.
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08:05:57 AM,Monday 21 October 2002
Buttered toast? Now, what is this?
I call it unalloyed bliss.
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07:53:50 AM,Monday 21 October 2002
Buttered toast is my heart's dream.
Dip it in some clotted cream.
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07:37:29 AM,Monday 21 October 2002
Idomeneo is such a great freaking opera. Goddamn.
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02:12:18 AM,Monday 21 October 2002
Rrrring, rrring...
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01:36:34 AM,Monday 21 October 2002
"You shall taste my wroth!"
"Taste your broth? Well, ok... It could use a little salt."
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11:28:58 PM,Sunday 20 October 2002
Platonism Elbow: I mean, I'd ask them about whether they think traditions of interpretation should carry as much weight as the actual text of the bible...
Platonism Elbow: but they'd just meow at me.
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07:12:46 PM,Sunday 20 October 2002
Buttered toast is my delight
Even on Walpurgis Night.
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05:39:27 PM,Saturday 19 October 2002
O Numi! O stelle! Omnipotenti dei!
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01:23:00 AM,Saturday 19 October 2002
