Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup -- Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup
I am eating a big, big, big splendid pomegranate. Foom!
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03:02:02 AM,Sunday 16 December 2001
"Barbeque Bacon Rhubarb?"
"Used Church Pews. Internet."
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07:55:11 PM,Saturday 15 December 2001
Tom's a-cold.
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09:49:36 AM,Thursday 13 December 2001
Fattigmann
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10 egg yolks
2 egg whites
3/4 cup of sugar
1/4 cup cognac
1 stick butter
1 cup heavy cream
5 cups sifted all purpose flour
2 teaspoons ground cardamom
4 cups lard
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03:04:08 AM,Thursday 13 December 2001
This is one beautiful spam:
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body:
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09:45:20 PM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
y'know what word I like? Tonsure.
Tonsure.
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08:02:44 PM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
Well, that was one of the nicer compliments. Ariadne just said to me, "You have the Will to Power!" Now, of course, she's a freshman, and is not allowed to speak, or indeed, know of such things, but... it was flattering anyway.
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06:59:35 PM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
You guys have probably seen this bizarre and not very tasteful flash animation. I just did. The ones who don't like non sequiturs shouldn't see it, of course, because wit is not what it is. What it is is odd, and the ones who like odd things should maybe see it, if they haven't. I think, at least. Dunno if there's any sound to it 'cause I'm in the computer lab. Confused, bemused, boozed, enthused, bruised, used. Used in the propagation of silly internet thingies. For shame.
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03:51:56 PM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
Heil Schickelgruber!
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12:52:28 PM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
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12:31:40 PM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
Reminder: when going to _Cheeks_ in drag, wear Bermuda Shorts and clunky brown shoes. (Jean-jacket? Mr. Badwrench t-shirt?)
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02:07:35 AM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
Michael: hey sam a hopsan a falalalala lutefiske hutefiska hahahahaha!
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12:41:55 AM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
The freshmen next door sure dance a lot. I've heard them play The Bottle Dance from Fiddler on the roof at least five times. Right now they're dancing to Louis Prima, and they've been working on celtic fiddle dancing too. Oh, and on paper nights they squeal and run into the walls.
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12:28:44 AM,Wednesday 12 December 2001
Moss, did you know that your
marmite-sniffing picture is number three on Google Image search?
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08:20:25 PM,Tuesday 11 December 2001
I just like succumbing to peer pressure. When I was a kid, so few of my peers had cool vices, and even fewer of them tried to seduce me into 'em, but here on the blogmass, y'all are irresistable. So, following on the derivative track of the magnificent Mr. Gillen (and his brave disciple Ms. Sherman), Today (this is not necessarily recurring, at least not on any particular timetable) I am in love with Marlene Dietrich.
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07:05:46 PM,Tuesday 11 December 2001
Ok, wait a second. Say you've got a German comedian, and his speciality is doing impressions of Spanish bullfighters. So he speaks German with a Spanish accent, yes. But what if he tries to break into the American market -- presumably he'd speak English with a German accent -- but what would his bullfighter impression sound like in English? Hum!
And another thing I wonder... a lot of people down here learn Spanish and English nearly simultaneously; their parents are bilingual, their friends are bilingual, y'know; and they have a distinct accent in English, though it can be considered their first language (along with Spanish). I don't know any actual Mexican people very closely, so I haven't been able to compare their English with New Mexicans' English. But I wonder -- what do they sound like in Spanish? Do they have a fluent but vaguely American accent, the way they have a fluent but vaguely Spanish accent in English? I wish I had a way to test this empirically.
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07:02:17 PM,Tuesday 11 December 2001
We like sheep!
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06:57:17 PM,Tuesday 11 December 2001
a star grated bastard
ate free sweet crabs
breaded stress
waxed cards
treated greed warts
razed tart beets
screwed great weeds
freezed straw trees
wet sad garters
rested dread
a gaze we started
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02:51:02 PM,Monday 10 December 2001
