Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup --
Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup


"A cunning clockmaker did court me as well,
And promised me riches if I'd ring his bell.
So I looked at his clockwork, and said with a shock,
'Your pendulum's far too small for my clock.'" _
respond? (4)
10:03:03 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"If you wanna end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud!" _
respond? (5)
10:00:12 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"Work til youre more a brute than a human being; and then cuddle and squabble and drink til you fall asleep. Oh, it's a fine life, the life of the gutter. It's real: it's warm: it's violent: you can feel it thorugh the thickest skin: you can taste it and smell it without any training or any work. Not like Science and Literature and Classical Music and Philosophy and Art. You find me cold, unfeeling, selfish, dont you? Very well: be off with you to the sort of people you like. Marry some sentimental hog or other with lots of money and a thick pair of lips to kiss you with and a thick pair of boots to kick you with. If you cant appreciate what youve got youd better get what you can appreciate." _
respond? (4)
09:59:09 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"When I offer her the cup, she bites on the rim, and when I tilt it a little, she seems surprised at the cool sweet liquid coming from it. She lowers her head toward the cup again, wanting more." _
respond? (2)
09:54:55 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"And now there was only one voice, one demand; her own voice into which those millions had entered. A voice like the awful, deep rolling of thunder; a demand like the gathering together of great waters. A terrifying voice that made her ears throb, that made her brain throb, that shook her very entrails, until she must stagger and all but fall beneath this appalling burden of sound that strangled her in its will to be uttered. 'God,' she gasped, 'we believe; we have told You we believe... We have not denied You, then rise up and defend us. Acknowledge us, oh God, before the whole world. Give us also the right to our existence!'" _
respond? (1)
09:44:58 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"Bothallchoractorschumminaroundgansumuminarumdrumstrumtruminahumptadumpwaultopoofoolooderamaunsturnup!" _
respond? (2)
09:39:00 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"You are so beautiful! You wear a diadem of peacock plumes, crocodile-shaped rings adorn your ears, vermilion marks your forehead, your dark profile and large liquid eyes allure me. The melody of your flute is like nectar, a necklace of pearls adorns your breast." _
respond? (3)
09:37:11 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"I have often asked you not to come now

Hermes, Lord, you who lead the ghosts home:

But this time I am not happy; I want to die, to see the moist lotus open along Acheron." _
respond? (3)
09:35:15 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today." _
respond? (3)
09:32:36 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"I have come to my garden, my own, my bride; I have plucked my myrrh and spice, eaten my honey and honeycomb, drunk my wine and my milk. Eat, lovers, and drink: Drink deep of love!" _
respond? (2)
09:30:30 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"I can love both fair and brown;
Her whom abundance melts, and her whom want betrays,
Her who loves loneness best, and her who masks and plays,
Her whom the country formed, and whom the town,
Her who believes, and her who tries,
Her who still weeps with spongy eyes,
And her who is dry cork, and never cries;
I can love her, and her, and you and you,
I can love any, so she be not true." _
respond? (3)
09:26:30 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"The split infinitive is another trick of rhetoric in which the ear must be quicker than the handbook. Some infinitives seem to improve on being split, just as a stick of round stovewood does." _
respond? (7)
09:23:23 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"TRAGUNA MAKOITES TRACORUM SATIS DEE. TRAGUNA MAKOITES TRACORUM SATIS DEE. TRAGUNA MAKOITES AND TRACORUM SATIS DEE." _
respond? (3)
09:21:22 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"A damsel with a dulcimer in a vision once I saw. It was an Abyssinian maid, and on that dulcimer she played, singing of Mount Abora." _
respond? (3)
09:20:45 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"Ya don't say. Ya don't say. Ya DON'T SAY!" "Who was it?" "He didn't say." _
respond? (7)
09:20:08 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"Cheese! How I long to taste some cheese! I could accomplish that with ease, except my cupboard's always empty and bare, because all those awful dirty little rats have been there." _
respond? (3)
09:19:05 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"I sense your revulsion, but that's silly. It would be an artificial ecstasy, but there would be no difference between it and the genuine emotion. But things are not otherwise. I call myself the Mule -- but not because of my strength -- obviously --" _
respond? (5)
09:17:51 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

"I know that you have suffered life, but suffer this a while: whatever makes a soldier sad will make a killer smile." _
respond? (2)
09:13:01 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

ah-ha! Finally rolled over. Well, yes. Starting from now will be a page full of quotes. Minus this one and the last one, naturally. And it won't be as many as Moss, because he set my page shorter than his, so poot. But they'll be crisp and pearly, have no fear. _
respond?
05:23:38 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001

Maybe this shouldn't be funny. _
respond?
05:22:10 PM, Thursday 15 November 2001


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