Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup --
Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup


well, then, I suppose I will.

Sexiest Program Authors

1. John Donne
2. Plotinus
3. Thomas Aquinas
4. Ptolemy
5. Flannery O'Connor

runners-up: Einstein, Aristophanes, Spinoza, Leibniz & Newton for a menage

Sexiest Program Characters

1. Mme. de Cleves (the Princess of Cleves)
2. Theatetus (Theatetus)
3. Captain Vere (Billy Budd)
4. Dido (The Aeneid)
5. Donna Elvira (Don Giovanni)

runners-up: Dulcinea, Mary Bolkonski, Camilla, Isolde _
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02:15:32 AM, Friday 7 September 2001

Moss and Remi on vacation _
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07:50:18 PM, Wednesday 5 September 2001

{ahem} As I was saying...

and now, it's another The World According to AltaVista ripoff!


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no further questions. _
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11:56:55 PM, Tuesday 4 September 2001

well, she's short on height, she's short on weight, but she's the only gal can make my coffee percolate... _
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11:10:19 PM, Tuesday 4 September 2001

and now, it's another _
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11:06:40 PM, Tuesday 4 September 2001

All of my tutors are smart, white-haired, serious old men. No, that's not true. One of my tutors is a smart, black-haired, serious middle-aged man. _
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06:48:17 PM, Tuesday 4 September 2001

JOHNNYLAND!!! _
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02:21:03 AM, Tuesday 4 September 2001

Leonard Cohen singing "Rum and Coca-Cola" for the next waltz party! I dare you! _
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10:15:51 PM, Sunday 2 September 2001

Will someone force Mr. Keys to get his #(*&#$ bloglet back?!?! _
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05:57:29 PM, Saturday 1 September 2001

so the difference between athens and atlanta is about 30 miles less than missoula and bigfork. and remi and liz live in athens. and a crazy opera queen I vaguely know on the internet lives in atlanta. so if I don't get into towson, john's hopkins, or goucher in maryland... and I go live at atlanta and get to hang out at the CDC, then... hm. always wanted to live in the south. when I picture the south I picture these huge enormous trees with big droopy branches all over the place, and lots of cold things to drink. the question is, could I possibly gird my loins enough to stand going to a...



women's college?!
(scream, thump) _
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03:22:58 PM, Saturday 1 September 2001

Eva Brann's lipstick and a talking cow. _
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03:12:51 PM, Saturday 1 September 2001

speaking of which. _
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05:26:28 PM, Friday 31 August 2001

I like scraping gum off the sidewalk. Mr. Stickney might do a Rabelais preceptorial! My new glasses are wafer-thin. This was a real nice clambake. Jezebel always walks into her house upside down, even when she doesn't have to. My phone number in Fe might be 505-995-4043, but I'm not sure. When I get there on Monday, I'm going to call St. Vincent's. Porridge. _
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05:24:49 PM, Friday 31 August 2001

read five books yesterday:

Fearfully and Wonderfully Made: Millie-Christine
The Phantom Tollbooth
The Wind in the Door
Dr. Doolittle's Zoo
Bagombo Snuff Box _
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05:19:07 PM, Friday 31 August 2001

I was thinking about this last night:

how many people have been both imperishable children's storytellers and song-singers, and also sublimely obscene in their spare time? Do they go together? Here are the examples that came to me... gimme more, though, so I can have a case...

Shel Silverstein
Pee-Wee Herman
Roald Dahl
Gene Wilder
Tom Lehrer
Dr. Seuss
Ralph Bakshi
Mark Twain _
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05:17:34 PM, Friday 31 August 2001

I'm hungry and I miss Annapolis. _
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06:43:54 PM, Thursday 30 August 2001

I will hear of no defense,
Attempt none if you're sensible.
That word of evil sense,
Is wholly indefensible.
Go, ribald, get you hence
To your cabin with celerity.
This is the consequence
Of ill-advised asperity!
For I'll teach you all, ere long,
To refrain from language strong,
For I haven't any sympathy for ill-bred taunts! _
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04:46:58 PM, Thursday 30 August 2001

Did you hear
her She said dam-
did you hear nit, She said dam-
her? she nit,
said dam-
Oh, nit, she
the monster said damnit,
over bear- Yes, Yes,
ing! she
said dam-
Don't nit, she
go near said dam-
her she nit,
said dam-
don't nit, dam-
go near nit, dam-
her she nit,
said dam-
she nit, dam-
is swearing nit, damnit,
she is swearing! Yes, damnit. Yes, damnit.
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04:45:59 PM, Thursday 30 August 2001

Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron!


DAMNIT! _
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04:42:16 PM, Thursday 30 August 2001

Missing the first part of Faust tonight.


DAMNIT. _
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02:49:02 PM, Thursday 30 August 2001


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