Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup -- Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup
D'ya remember that challenge issued to all the sophomores a while back, to put the phrase "sticky wicket" somewhere in their enabling essays? I just heard about a senior here who managed to work the word "breasts" into every single one of his seminar papers, including the Big One -- and that's eight in all, you know, for us fe-types. Impressive, I call it. Truly. And I'm not sure how to match it, though I'd like to try. Any suggestions?
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01:18:14 AM,Saturday 21 April 2001
Sua bontá.
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12:45:16 AM,Saturday 21 April 2001
step 8 of paper-writing:
three days before your paper is due, fatally mutilate an essential part of your computer (e.g., right-shift and backslash keys; ethernet adapter; cl*t-mouse). Spend the next hour cursing and hyperventilating. Attempt to perform repairs with razor-blade from second hand frog dissection kit. Steady hand. _Do not_ mutter 'septicaemia, septicaemia' in an hysterical, sing-song voice. Jerry-rig something clumsy and fragile. Rejoice in your mechanical ingenuity. Bawl in relief. Proceed with paper.
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12:32:11 AM,Saturday 21 April 2001
"Oh that beloved galantuomo!
It wants star within beautiful glue,
And I to make the lookout!
I want to make the gentiluomo
And I do not want more to serve...
But me par that people come;
I do not want myself to be made to feel.
(it is withdrawn)
(Don Giovanni exits from the palace
of the Knight chased from Woman Anna;
the ace tries to cover itself
and it is wrapped in along cape.)"
Bless you, Google Translation Service. Bless you.
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11:16:06 PM,Friday 20 April 2001
YOKEL'S PRECEPTOR: or, More Sprees in London! being a regular and Curious Show-Up of all the Rigs and Doings of the Flash Cribs in this Great Metropolis; Particularly Goodered's Famous Saloon -- Gambling Houses -- Female Hells and Introducing Houses! The Most Famous, Flash, and Cock-and-Hen Clubs, &c. -- a full Description of the Most Famous Stone-Thumpers, particularly Elephant Bet, Finnikin Fan, the Yarmouth Bloater, Flabby Poll, Fair Eliza, the Black Mott, &c.,: And it may be fairly styled Every Swankey's Book, or The Greenhorn's Guide Thro' Little Lunnon. Intended as a Warning to the Inexperienced -- Teaching them how to Secure their Lives and Property during an Excursion through London, and calculated to put the Gulpin always upon his guard. -- Here will be found A Capital Show-Up of Most Infamous Pegging Kens. Bellowsing Rooms. Dossing Hotels Sharking Fakes. Fencing Cribs. Fleecing Holes. Gulping Holes. Molly Clubs. &c., &c., &c. To which is added A Joskin's Vocabulary Of the various Slang Words now in constant use; the whole being a Moving Picture of all the New Moves and Artful Dodges practised at the present day, in all the most notorious Flymy Kens and Flash Cribs of London! By which the Flat is put Awake to all the Plans adopted to Feather a Green Bird, and let him into the Most Important Secrets. With a Characteristic Engraving. Price One Shilling. London: Printed and Published by H. Smith, 37, Holywell street, Strand. Where may be had a Most Extensive Variety of every choice and Curious Facetious Work._
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08:54:36 PM,Friday 20 April 2001
Arrgh! Work! Work! You lollyfutzing slug! You abbey-lubber! You bein, bone-idle, daidling bumbard! You dorr drone! You dozy draffsack! Dringling hummel! Illaborious lither lurden! Loselly lolpoop! Lubberly looby! Luskish lunk! Slack-twisted, sliving, slobbish, slothful slouck!! ARRRRRRGH!
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06:03:37 PM,Friday 20 April 2001
there must be mass conspiracy and consumption for johnny chess. the coffee shop folk are no good witnesses, and the greasy johnny customers are too involved with chalk board logistics. can you help me find my cookie??
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09:30:54 PM,Wednesday 18 April 2001
Serving Size: 1/2 Rabbit (40 g)
Servings Per Container: About 2
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05:22:11 PM,Tuesday 17 April 2001
That's rather interesting.
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08:39:57 PM,Monday 16 April 2001
"Since Alan Yentob, head of the BBC's film division, mentioned that work was progressing on a Doctor Who movie at the Cannes Film Festival, the rumors have been flying fast and furious. One particularly prolific "scooper" at AICN had the BBC wanting former Magnum, P.I. star Tom Selleck to play the Doctor with Russell Mulcahy (Highlander, The Shadow) directing. Former series producer Phillip Hinchcliffe was supposedly set to produce."
Stare at the tutor.
Say something dumb.
Stare at the tutor.
These are things that Junior Johnnies do.
Sit down to read.
Take half an hour.
To get through the title and the chapter headings.
These are things that Junior Johnnies do.
Gee, I like Kant.
Wow, I love Kant!
GOD I HATE KANT These are things that Junior Johnnies do.
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02:48:02 PM,Monday 16 April 2001
I think you're being a little unjust, Kerne. Don't malign boys for what gets 'em wobbly. They can't help it. De gustibus non disputandum... dum dum dum...dee... what was I talking about?
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01:58:12 AM,Monday 16 April 2001
Daddy, did our family have any connections with the mob? Any Sicilians via Naples? What was your paternal grandmother's maiden name?
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12:24:45 AM,Sunday 15 April 2001
dance, oh dance, maiden goy
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05:05:44 PM,Friday 13 April 2001
Brilleselbstbefriedigungspuelkastensinkenangst: pathological fear of one's spectacles falling into the toilet during the act of self-pollution.
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12:57:08 PM,Thursday 12 April 2001