Bloglet, the gentleman's mock turtle soup -- Moss made it sweeter than myrrh ash and dhoup
YES! Hey, sister , I don't even know you, but just for that, you made me so damn glad! To get the full effect, I'll do it like the book my mom found in the museum does it.
Platonism Elbow: Give me an S
Cnidarae: S!
Platonism Elbow: Give me an oe
Cnidarae: OE!
Platonism Elbow: Give me an r
Cnidarae: R!
Platonism Elbow: Give me an e
Cnidarae: E!
Platonism Elbow: Give me an n
Cnidarae: N!
Platonism Elbow: Give me a space
Cnidarae: oh my god
Platonism Elbow: Give me a K
Cnidarae: I can't spell kierkegaard
Cnidarae: {nervous despair}
Platonism Elbow: That had EXACTLY the desired effect!
Platonism Elbow: :-)
Platonism Elbow: ::breaks into a fit of laughter::
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01:00:10 AM,Tuesday 27 March 2001
O you who engage in theoretical speculation using the first notions that may occur to you and come to your mind and who consider withal that you understand a book that is the guide of the first and the last men while glancing through it as you would glance through a historical work or a piece of poetry -- when, in some of your hours of leisure, you leave off drinking and copulating: collect yourself and reflect, for things are not as you thought following the first notion that occurred to you, but rather as is made clear through reflection...
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07:51:20 PM,Monday 26 March 2001
Be sure to read all of the instructions very carefully. (The packaging and instructions are almost worth the price of the product. "If you do not use Reality every time you have sex, your risk may be higher." "Don't tear Reality." Giggles a-plenty.)
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07:25:17 PM,Sunday 25 March 2001
Allen's Cocaine Tablets For Colds, Sore Throat, Nervousness, Neuralgia, Headache, Sleeplessness, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Heartburn, and Flatulency.
used by elocutionists, vocalists, and actors.
NASAL TABLOIDS for Catarrh, Asthma, Hay Fever, Cold in the Head
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04:20:06 PM,Sunday 25 March 2001
Yes you who must leave everything that you cannot control
it begins with your family, but soon it comes round to your soul
well I've been where you're hanging, I think I can see how you're pinned:
when you're not feeling holy, your loneliness says that you've sinned.
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02:48:01 AM,Sunday 25 March 2001
Ho Jo To Ho!!
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04:10:08 PM,Thursday 22 March 2001
American Flavor
Imitation Pasteurized Process Cheese Food
(59 cents a package)
Now, it says "refrigerate after purchase" but then it lists the "best when purchased by" date as March 2nd, 2002. And they're in little plastic vacuu-locked sleeves anyway. So I'm not worrying. My only question is...
if repugnant is the adjective, what's the verb?
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03:08:10 PM,Wednesday 21 March 2001
zip cypher naught nuttin' bugger-all 0 not-being null-set [_] zilch.
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05:56:18 PM,Tuesday 20 March 2001
The coolest thing about this library is: I walk up to the ask-to-use-a-computer chick, and she says "name?" and I give it to her, and without a blink or the slightest shudder of confusion she writes down "Mirror by Night". I mean, you just *know* that in this town you got people coming up all the time who call themselves Fauncelroy Fuzzbeam the Twelfth, and who is this chick to disagree? Glorious.
The second coolest thing about this library is the big sign in big letters out front that says "no bedrolls! no sleeping bags!" damn. foiled again...
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02:41:51 PM,Friday 16 March 2001
I'm in the library, eating doris lessing and reading bread and marmite. Texas smells good, and GREEN GRASS!!! something I haven't seen in bloody ages... new mexico's just beige scrub, montana's always buried in mucky snow, and annapolis is just a misty memory... ay ay ay. anyway. I'm here, and I'm gonna sniff out Remi sometime soon... yuh. yippee-ki-yo-ki-yay...
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10:44:46 AM,Thursday 15 March 2001
I is split, hepcats... oodleeow-wow-wow... 23 SKIDOO!
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12:46:38 PM,Monday 12 March 2001
Hey, what would happen if I *did* call 1-877-268-7526? {puzzled}
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07:59:22 PM,Sunday 11 March 2001
though it does give a winning Max Headroom effect...
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03:58:55 PM,Sunday 11 March 2001
If the vertically opposite surfaces are cut by a plane not through the vertex, the section on each of the two surfaces will be that which is called the hyperbola; and the diameter of the two sections will be the same straight line; and the straight lines, to which the straight lines drawn to the diameterparallel to the straight line in the cone's base are applied in square, are equal; and the transverse side of the figure, that between the vertices of the sections, is common. And let such sections be called opposite (antikeimenai). This follows from Ben Johnson. No, seriously. It's an odd fact that one of the single happiest memories of my... what's the word for it? well, this isn't the word for it, but... of my sophomore year spun out of that song that goes
"Apollonius, here I come!"
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03:45:02 PM,Sunday 11 March 2001
11. Put statements in positive form. Make definite assertions. Avoid tame, colorless, hesitating, noncommital language. Use the word not as a means of denial or in antithesis, never as a means of evasion.
He was not very often on time He usually came late.
He did not think that studying Latin was much use. He thought the study of Latin useless.
The Taming of the Shrew is rather weak in spots. Shakespeare does not portray Katherine as a very admirable character, nor does Bianca remain long in memory as an important character in Shakespeare's works. The women in The Taming of the Shrew are unattractive. Katharine is disagreeable, Bianca insignificant.
12. Use definite, specific, concrete language. --
(Free Free Bonus Gift! George Orwell does the Bible!)
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Objective consideration of contemporary phenomena compels the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must inevitably be taken into account.
I think by now I'm officially a fugitive from justice.
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07:06:52 PM,Saturday 10 March 2001
Russians singing Glen Miller, this friday night. What's at the next lecture? Sputnik serving macaroons?
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02:10:18 AM,Saturday 10 March 2001
I wish I could find Ruby 3, 'cause that's the one with the Babylonian stuff, but here's the first one: Ruby 1 -- Galactig Gumshoe! _
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12:23:45 PM,Friday 9 March 2001
